SERAK'S INTEND IS TO LIVE IN PEACE. By the magus of Denver.

   My main intend is to share my feeling with my most distinguished martial followers, and well trained disciple - instructors - are my true lineage holders and true finished practitioners. To assume that I have not one finished student is all a pack of lies from old ex students, and others who like to make a claim on the art Serak. Unfortunate and really not to my dismay that I had to remove, and "booted" out some two hundred ex students and ex martial associated friends. Their names not even recorded by me has no significance in meaning to me - we are finished, and I, and my loyal devoted followers are moving forward to a higher ground level. Why as a main topic to start my this morning's article is also my way of thinking - in how I see the art of Pencak silat Srak as a total peaceful art - and should be looked upon in a more constructive  way in  relationship to living an art of the living. Why my main topic I wrote it  as -SERAK'S INTEND TO LIVE IN PEACE - and please do not interfere by correcting me - as my first post to start intended article to write.. After all I am writing my point in viewing in how to construct my editorial for my sharing. It is also the beginning of the first post, mind you not in an insulting way.
  I actually paint better than I write, often was forced to write to defend my own stamping ground - in being aggressive and never let down. As long as I am being understood is all I care for; for a reality check are there many well acknowledged and quite well educated people, my students who had no problem understanding me. For sure one can always find a stick to hit a dog.
  My main object for writing is the art Serak, and how I feel and consider myself the luckiest teacher who have no problems with my legacy in followers are also everywhere and anywhere.  Many teachers in Serak, and also in various another martial systems always try to dominate their students. My brothers made that mistake, and many others from what I knew were making the same mistakes after mistakes that they live forever and their students are enslaved by their thinking. There was never a Board of Directors like in the PDT Academy for instance only by my example trying to make the art they are practicing a secretive martial practice. In what was created by their teachers is the worse of down fall leading to a tragedy.
  I had been practicing and training Serak for as long, as I could remember for at least over 60 years. And despite trying to harmonize by sharing the art together in the family, was always a hysterical drama  brought in a disastrous disharmony by my own brothers; mainly Paul and Victor always trying to dominate the art for owning the art. No one really knew my practice or accumulated years of training my many various forms in martial practice - that I kept the silence, and they kept pushing me aside by underrating my knowledge for claiming to know something. Insecurity in men can have some bad affect with students and family. It never had mattered to me, because I knew in what I knew - they never did, and I also knew their background and also knew all their training with their greater flaws to impact Serak in the later years. All out of a set position.
  The biggest problem regarding the art Serak - that over the years are many self devised forms of Serak in the system Serak. At one time or another, in going back in time were quite a few training under the founder pak Serak, was during the 19th century, and others Like Mas Djoet who left Pak Serak - wend on their own and made up their own Serak. They found training further under pak Serak was inadequate because of his club foot and lame arm, and not a club arm.  They learned only enough to go their own ways to prosper. But the ones who stayed began teaching the Pak Serak system,- some in the 19 century but mostly was in the 20th century when they actually introduced the art to just a chosen few.  I was very fortunate  to started to learn the real Serak from the two native teachers, in Bandung in 1948, and later found another guru of the same system, in Deli City in Northern California. The three I studied under were all training partners (students) under Pak Serak - they knew each other - and I concluded my training under the German- Dutch native teacher here in America. All three teachers are now long gone -but their spirit will always remain to be treasured on the palm of my hands. From what I had received the training under uncle John de Vries. in the 1950's will always be treasured by me, and also feel freely to comment that I knew the Serak Bandung of the Mas Djoet lineage - and will always prefer to train the Pak Serak art of Serak. But I honor uncle John as the best disciple under Mas Djoet. I still also do practice his combination djurus.
  No body ever hurt of them - I am glad and happy and can only be a remarkable showing the difference between me, and all my two brothers and all their students in how I had learned my serak. nothing meant as an insult. Their practice is all good, I only favor my own knowledge in Serak.
  The main reason why the difference between others, my own brothers and my own self - that I always had run my legacy as a family orientated system - while others try to possess and own the souls of students under their dictatorship. God bless them - I sleep better.
  There is no problem or any argumentative behaviorism among my group of finished and well trained practitioners - even when I needed to remove all in one day some two hundred others of the worthless and big bragging ex students out my family circles and  sorry was unable to use an old German Para trooper's boot to do it with. But in America with all our law in regulations did it in a nice way - instead of swift kicking their a**** did it by just nicely removing them.  Keeps me better to sleep.
  My Serak training centers to honor and respect the founder Pak Serak, and only honoring him is steadily and vastly growing stronger with more and better folks are my martial family.  I can only honor one master - and impossible for me to cow town to others in the Serak community of the world.
  Live like a family where rank has no place of business in the true tradition of Serak.
By Oom Willem de Thouars, the magus of Denver.

HISTORY IS A STRICKEN FACT. By the mangus of Denver.

   People I once had known, from many old ex friends and students were not reading my lips enough to understand. That things are now in my favor, for terminating them in the hundreds at a time - in fact booted them out all in one day and them not knowing I had parted. All for a good reason. I also met some from Jakarta, who came to America to find a relationship with females hoping to stay in America. They blundered those stupid ideas of so long ago -when immigration in America was quite different. I allow someone, no matter how great or dangerous he is in the matrtial arts only to make one mistake. That people who claim to talk are over confidence, and also had insultingly told me that they could beat me because they were stronger and younger. How dumb and stupid are some of those people in Jakarta. They told me while under the roof of my own student, at the time. But he may come to Colorado, and under different circumstances repeat his bragging to me. Also Masters or gurus from the same city were also very disrespectful thinking to be the supreme beings of martial arts. They really don't even knew me. My experience with some, and there are quite a bit of others from Indonesia respectful and sincere honest to me - are also acting quite the opposite from those disrespecting me. Like Bill Chang foreinstance was never a true kun tao expert was more a karate do practitioner. Some called me brother. Openly also declare  to my estimation the very best in the Hari mau system was always Hanafi - I always had respected more sincerely and GM Richard de Bordes. My greatest and best relationship I always had is with the folks in East and Central Java - I always resent the Serak community in West java. End of my story on the topic I am writing. There are still some in Bandung and in Jakarta who keep a good friendly contact with me - they for sure are different. Strange the Indonesian pentjac silat in Viet Nam is better than from Indonesia itself. But should not be of my concern. They need better coaching.
  Many of those ex students I had dumped out my environment kept forgetting who taught them the most skills? By just looking at them doing their techniques. That for sure is of no importance to me - I care less.
Many things had changed in my later years, and I also have the very best in quality with more devoted and loyal followers. Why my system is often hidden with many complexities is simple to explain. My focus in training is not only on silat or kun tao but I also had combined the old European arts together with my kun tao and silat. My family in bloodline goes far back before I even began to train kun tao and silat. Research the de Thouars family, in World Hsitory. Many of the younger generation of masters always talk about their bloodline of the second WW era - I go back to the 14th century.  Why I also fight different, practice very diverse and the opposite of all my brothers, and also had acquired better understanding of my self and also know my limitation. So i respect most cordially people who practice stick and blades - but I too have many resources in my own system of fencing, daggors and blades and wish to remain to be left alone. Will only share my knowledge with those  really commiting them selves by devotion to my training. Why the Serak training centers under me.
  Just another briefed experience of my sharing for its history value with my devoted followers. Never to underestimate anyone, and especially not an older teacher. Because someone in Jakarta has the upperhand in everything - will fail any attempt here in Colorado or America with a total different culture. America is a gun cultured nation, and shooting here in our country is an every day business. Blades are good up to a point. The Europeans had fairly beaten the Asians during the middle ages when colonialism began to spread by Spain, Portugal, Holland and England for territorial dominance. Never forget  contributions of the European fighting arts upon the spirit of the Asian combative systems brought also improvements on kun tao and silat. Poekoelan is western boxing.
 In closing had a great time training with my devoted group of practitioners, in Northglenn. What made Serak in my system better and more practical in combat was also due to the practice of the European fighting arts combined with kun tao and silat together.
 By Oom Willem de Thouars, the mangus of Denver.

THE SERAK OF PAK SERAK. By the magus of Denver.

  Unfortunate in the past few weeks was some one trying of preventing me to further expand my experience, I was for years being degraded of my long years of experience in studies of the old hand kun tao; with a direct lineage to the Wutan school of boxing in the Himalaya of long ago, in Tibet. Wutan or Wutang school of boxing was from its origin established by the BODHISATTVA WARRIORS from the North of India -before coming to China and erected there their five Buddhists boxing schools with a collection of several combined boxing styles, religion and education and writing and poetry. The warriors from Northern India taught the monks their combative styles and also educated them in yoga transformation of meditative training matters. The five temple boxing schools became as fluent in practice and devastation in arts of self defense. The monks in temple boxing schools were first to much on meditation and peace - were overrun and slaughtered - until the BODHISATTVA WARRIORS CAME to train and educate the losing monks from starvation and in defending them selves in their own temple grounds. They came first through Tibet before entering China.
  The Wutang was based on the aggressive action of a wild boar in trans session, explain the direct image of immediate to counter react and swiftly countering an attack. The same Wutang temple was once the secret keeper to protect the three internal fighting arts of Tai Chi - I shing yie and pakua. The three system as elements are comprised together as a journey's one element system that was created first out of the Shao lin. The I shing yie, the actual boxing art of striking and hitting; the tai chi for its deflection of hidden secrecy to turn any oncoming force with the supple  grace of softness in actions. In street lines, and the pa kua are formed to encircle any force by trunig its force by diminishing itslef to nothing as airlessness.  Why the three elements the t'ai chi, I shing yie and pakua are considered the three internal- external system of Chinese boxing. Others may explain it differently through the masters of the later generation. - who claimed a system.
  The kun tao Palembang known most to me, came from Tibet first, and expanded later through South East Asia to many different regions on the continent of Asia. And became to an adoption by many individual Chinese store owners.  Many came also through Makao because of economical wealth from Hong Kong to Palembang.. and later to East Java.
  The Serak system of Pak Serak came through the effort of Pak Serak's Hakka family, and he was born  near the city of Cheribon or Tjirebon. With a clubfoot or lame arm could move faster and in combat was quicker to move in an opponent. Many who trained under Pak Serak, like Mas Djoet left the founder of the system, wend on their own and reinvented the wheel of Serak. Much credit was given to them, and Pak Serak became just a memorial statue. I trained and studied under direct students under Pak Serak, and knew since the beginning my choice for parting from my blood linage family.  Despite the severe of criticism I was on the receiver's end by brothers or students - that some were commenting me for my sloppy kun tao.- made me feel expeditious of touring and teaching. that I be at best training my sloppy kun to and would never find any enthusiasm of liking to be them in their best of practice their badly performed Serak system - they had train to study and never had finished training their Serak. Opinions from students in other systems are just like filled balloons unable to move or float in the air. They only wished to have a greater and good reputation like me, in my life time of studies.
  Serak from its origin was largely influenced by the Golden Spider system of the Wutan school of boxing. When my fine disciple - sigung Richard Clear was noticing that in what I was teaching him also for the first time was a Tibetan school of boxing art - was precisely right. Richard studied under other masters Tibetan kung fu. He also was the only one who noticed out of the so many i had taught. Except for guru Ted Garcia, a super well accomplished artist and Wutang schooled practitioner and also a great contributor in my system also noticed each move I made during class sessions.  My Serak and Hakka kun tao was Wutang originated. Now will expand upon and teach only the pak Serak system of Serak. Most West Javanese combative arts were predominantly influenced by the  Long Fist or systems from the South of China and some in Jakarta as Fuek Chin orientated fighting arts. Most became  individual family styles.   I am who I am and no matter my past and always for being swept under neath a carpet by brothers,(due to insecure bad reasoning) and their students - I will survive and expand to accomplish greater things to honor the system of Pak Serak Silat kun tao Serak. I will maintain my duty to history and the original founding father of the system.
Respectfully, as always Oom Willem de Thouars, the magus of Denver.
 

MY CONSTRUCTIVE THINKING. By the phantom of Serak.

  Many of the younger men in diapers, and who had ever trained under any of the de Thouars brothers kept forgetting the true nature of my business in writing. In what I wrote on history,  and on Serak can never change the worthiness for my effort in writing. However somethings had to be also taken in consideration from my part -that in how I had felt about people yesterday may also be changing the next day. Because people are doing it to them selves, and also were turning against me. And nothing for me to wonder in how to exchange my heart in feeling toward them.
  When it comes to silat and kun tao for sure I am who I am - a life time practitioner in Srerak, in kun tao and knew many a variation of practice in many arts -made me better in knowledge over any of my brothers who have never totally finish training under uncle John de Vries - except for Maurice who trained longer under our uncle.  I wrote many commentaries of my feeling regarding people, my brothers and their arts -was also to lure people in, and of those so willingly in being stupid to believe every word I was writing keep trying to hold me on my word. But only for the historical part, I will be caring responsive, and for the rest was always never to take me to serious. So many fell for my luring to comment on my past articles I wrote. Good for them to hold me on my word, and better for me to be greater in response.
  Individuals like US Air and many of those others are all pieces of work to me since the beginning, and also were even challenging me - after I had challenged Paul my brother. Paul was a whiner to needed his students to fight for him. Our issue is never over -I just begun to fight mentally or physically. (John Paul John Paul Jones). I fear no one and always enjoy a stain of battle against any of Paul's students who are nearly half trained. I look at the PDT, Danny Huybrechts and the so many others who were trained under Paul -look all spooky like a ghost in the dark, they are from ghost town. So read my lips US Air, you trolling me will never change my essence in writing. Yesterday was yesterday, and now is tomorrow with more drastic changes. I think people like you are piece of work, and you  as the most and only my loyal following means anything to me.  You talk big and remain very little of actually never to scare me; but give me a reason to keep writing as it please me to do so.
  Just come to papa and I will clean your clocks with your bukti negara or serak. I am the true Serak lineage under Pak Serak, and still have the three telephone numbers of those who had challenged me. I hate Stephan Plinck, Cliff Steward and the rest under Paul as the half trained Serak masses.
You all can go f*** your self, and keep your b******* coming a******.
I am ready Teddy for you to come, and see if you can kick my ass as you had threatened me once. I am open for mortal combat and show me you silat experience. And why not?
By Oom Willem de Thouars, ending by saying Paul sucks and his art sucks.

THE DUTCH INDO MASTERS OF THE LATER GENERATION. By the magus of Denver.

   Not that I wanted to target my writing on them -is just my self esteem to exercise my spectacular way in writing as to forward  my hyper extension of my therapeutic communication with the hundreds in followers reading my post -from the silat tv to my other face book web pages.  I have here for the silat tv three web sides I write from, and also on my three other face books sidings.  I am healthy at home, and my sidings are my web pages. I accumulated many students over the years, and also gladly had terminated hundreds of them for my dislike of them. I just like to share my intimate feelings not out of aggravation but more less out of pleasure for a substitution for writing my beefed up stories as truthful.
   I left the Dutch Indo community for good, was my wiser decision to leave a gossiping colony, and shading away from many of those self proclaimed masters, who never wend on to educate them selves to learn about the history of their systems. Everything they knew was based on assuming, and bad jungle book stories came about on the surface as their spoken words.  And, " wallah" a world of fantasy was a creation out the wisdom of blind masters leading the blind. For sure I also know several who are for real and knew their systems like spreading butter on a sandwich. There are several my friends, and just fewer over the most others as I knew them. They are my big bad wolf story tellers liking to make them self so important.
  I actually have a discomfort for having to write about my own brothers, who created the chaos among their students -that many had left them, many wend on with their lives and some still around. And they were not the only ones of pertaining by claiming their history as back lashes to splash a rainy h*** in the ground. There were many others who are friends from each other, and just could not help to gossip about each other  trying t make them self greater than they actually could despair their adventurous story telling. Trust me the very best of a critic is non better than a Dutch Indo, and the rest is history. That to me is like observing a bunch of old ladies in men - from my age category and to some even older. But let the truth prevail its adventure for knowing history and truth, and for me to keep my students informed.
  Paul, Victor and others of the same styled ideologies for masters had always deceived their students for not knowing their own Serak history - they were assuming things and made up their own histories. It was told to them by uncle Ventje and uncle John de Vries only relating to Mas Djoet and Mas Djoet. They never wend further to research, while where as me, always was a student of history and trained under better condition for the information of making sense. I studied both arts, the Mas Djoet lineage and the Cheribon Serak, and studied under the direct lineage students of Pak Serak. Non had ever known me for my years of accumulation in studies from the very best in silat and in the old hand kun tao. Why I am always refreshed when teaching the many very different things.  I will even be stronger in teaching my Serak systems -while the students of all my brothers are trying for dear life to make them self known as the only styled lineage holders for Serak. Victor always denying Paul his teacher - another of those Dutch Indo masters liking to be different and better than the one who taught him. My students always knew the difference between my brothers, and ME the underrated under dog. I am healthy, never in fear, still jumping and punching city dumpsters making dents in the iron frame work and still training, and feel good as young as I was at the beginning. I am also surrounded with the very best of practitioners -never had any problems with students - because when I don't like a student just boot him out, and had indeed for my good deeds terminated two hundred friends and students - all in one day. I have no problems in following like my brothers and others, and for what as students and instructors I have under me now - are priceless and loyal and devoted to my training. I am always eager to go on my trips in knowing I will be teaching the very best in people - I get energized and share more of my knowledge with only those of my chosen specials in people. Why I also had established Serak training centers, here in America and going globally.
  In what Cliff Steward and Stephan Plinck have always told about me, just consider you self their source in what Paul and Victor told them about me. I never had shown them anything - only when they came was just showing them something for them to form an opinion of me -why is good to be an underdog at all times. In what they thought they knew about me were just a few piss drops of water in the bigger river stream.  In Los Angeles showed them nothing, only when they are gone and far apart from my teaching's ground level. In private I show my followers under Mathew Cowan my most of confidentiality in training. In what Plinck and Steward know is nothing but a despair for a reality check that they remain Paul's unfinished students. Non under Paul or Victor are above my followers. They are the masters of NON.
  Will close my this morning's editorial with another poem.
     Emerald speak polish heaven. I wander, sweeping clouds away, forgetting years.
      looking for the ancient Way. Resting against a tree, I listen to stream water,
    black ox dozing among warm blossoms,
    white crane asleep in towering pines.
    A voice calls through river - tinted dusk,
     but I've descendet into cool mist alone.
Good kung fu anyone? By Oom Willem de Thouars, the phantom of Serak.

THE TWO NEVER FINISHED SERAK CLOWNS.

  THE TWO NEVER FINISHED SERAK CLOWNS.
                                       By Willem de Thouars.

   Who in heavens name are the two unfinished trained Serak clowns, and who are they the two men of no meaning to me - Cliff Steward and Stephan Plinck considering them selves the supreme being of Serak. Who in the hell is Cliff Steward? To me never of any significance for a meaningful description left Paul, (totally unfinished and looking like a bad kempo player instead of silat) and here again the mouthy Stephan Plinck Steward's teacher. These two men, in their just recent Serak work shop in Oregon had been telling grab about me, could never do any harm to my reputation since I still have a great demand as the most sought after for Serak. I have a lot more and better trained students than any of these two men -could speak volumes of truth to rise me levels above these two bad talking teachers. Paul before his passing made it clear to me, that Cliff Steward was never finished and Stephan Plinck was kicked out long ago. Both of these guys with no signifying  meaning to me or my students in following could only talk their Serak country club's preview in regard of me. Both men may step on the floor -directly and may compare against my knowledge - I am in greater health and still like a fire plug doing greater Serak and stronger kun tao can move mountains. While these two unfinished infants for ex students under my brother, only know to talk but never able to walk their talks. These two men for whatever is worth to them could never make anything as a newer news.
  All my following world wide are laughing in how these two infants like to try of degrading me, and  try to put me down only for an audience most familiar to them could  find some interest listening to the lies coming out their lie factory. They allow them selves to talk shit about me -why not me return them my justice in writing. In meanwhile the people I train Serak look levels and far above Cliff Steward and Stephan Plinck trying to look good and yet, they look bad could only show them as the unfinished students of a de Thouars.
  Santiago Dobles is in no need for any certification from these two characters hiding behind their unfinished claims of trained practice and in Serak. HE IS MY SERAK SON FOR THE BETTER QUALITY OF THE REAL SERAK --INSTEAD OF THE WORSE IN SERAK PLINCK AND STEWARD ONLY KNEW HOW TO PRACTICE THEIR BOXED IN SERAK. At 81 still know to run circles around these two unfinished Serak exponents from Paul de Thouars. In fact I knew Serak before Paul or any of my brothers.
  I keep to maintain going to spread the real Serak around the globe, and in the United States. Let these two unfinished students from Paul claim all what they like to claim - will never serve any reliable good purpose by many already knowing me. Also a justifiable reason why my Serak seminars experience even a  larger growth of expansion. Who is Cliff Steward or Stephan Plinck are still in their glory of a boxed in Serak - while mines remain outside the box in getting around.  The founding father of the Willem de Thouars Makao Hakka kun tao Serak.

THE STIFF CARD BOARD BOXES OF SERAK.

THE STIFF CARD BOARD BOXES OF SERAK.
    Looking back at the Serak under Paul, and Victor could easy understand why any trained under the self acclaimed pendekar aggung could not be any different than Paul himself. Victor was always a student under Paul, and perhaps was also one of the very first students, in Holland. Always never a question that Paul, himself had just finished only training the basic system of Serak under uncle John de Vries. Him, and his associated friends from New Guinea came to learn from our uncle, in Amsterdam were all free loaders for getting Serak training for free. A bunch of assholes  to cheapen them selves, and not even pay any gratitude to a legend like uncle John. Paul was doing the same thing, why I always had resented my own brother for being a cheap skated nephew from our uncle. I always had paid every teacher, and also paid with physical labor beside my dues. Why uncle John taught me more in private. i was more of a student who could learn more constructive; why uncle John also gave me 8 other combination jurus along with the 18 standard Serak jurus of the Mas Djoet lineage. Paul was uneducated to handle more material, and ended up only with the basics of Serak - he had studied only for less than three years. Because he was not always training 360 days in a year. At the beginning, and the first year came to train at the studio of uncle John every Wednesday. The second year came only once a month. And at the end, in 1959 only on occasion. Uncle John wrote him a handwritten certificate stating that he was allowed to teach Serak, and had finished his studies. In fact only had finished his basic training in serak and had trouble of handling more sophisticated training from our uncle. I knew, know and always had known that Paul had no advancement in his training -why all his students are looking like stiff like cardboard boxes with no fluent motion in movements. I was before Maurice and Paul were continuing their training of Serak under uncle John - also for a fact.
  Stephan Plinck looked always very stiff and unpolished to be fluent in movements. He like so many others have trouble in making corrections for the short studies he had received from Paul. All of Paul's students, and to include Stephan Plinck are to upright, and using only upper body strength. They are to much in a boxed in situation and like Paul himself could only fight out of a fixed position. Paul had to experience when he came for the first time , in Colorado long before Stephan Plinck, and Cliff steward and others of the later comers. Even before Oosterhof. He could not sweep so nicely as he did his students in Los Angeles. They were all trained their fix positioning, and when with a blitz creek became lost souls.
  One of my students, was a full hardened Wado Rue practitioner, did boxing and tae kwon do moved in Paul so fast - Paul was unable to counter him made me feel ashamed to have introduced my brother to some of my old students. He also could not sweep one of my other students a full flashed Okinawate practitioner always hitting trees made Paul also devastated behind for the hard hitting karateka. That too had shamed me, why Paul also left Colorado and came back to his old copy hell in Monrovia. I swept Paul three times by quicker moving in in front of my students, and still being remembered by some of my old students on my farm house. Paul forced me to spar him, which I did and found it wisely in fear for my own older brother getting a heart attack and declined any further actions of countering my own brother. In fact is also on a 9 mm tape. I only share it with my students, why share it with asshole of students under Paul -who for a long time were believing Paul and his made up stories. Even Victor had openly challenged Paul, and Paul was scared for Victor. Also a sheer and true fact. Paul had taken off instantly out the parking lot from Victor's VDT academy, when he came to observe Vctor's studio was immediately detected by my younger brother, and I was there of seeing an older brother moving out a parking lot so fast.
  Paul could only instigate his situation under pressure to request the aid of his students against his own brothers. Against Victor would come for the onslaught. Against me, Paul was lacking stamina, and internal practice was always short on breath.
  If Stephan Plinck like to claim Paul his lineage more power to him --Paul left a bad martial history behind, here in Colorado. Victor was more the fighter, and I the intimidating slacker to out endure my own brother who lied and claimed a lot.  My father in law, back in 1962 when the two met considered Paul just a minor description for a seasoned fighter was non of that. Ask why Paul had developed some blood cloths at one time or another?
  I never respected Paul with all his lies, and also never feared any of Paul's students. They may come and fight me under my condition, and in my backroom. My backroom with all their bad clams regarding me -may always come and fight me.
So shut the fuck up and do more of your better training under good guidance of a real expert in Serak.
Enough of your bullshit about me, I am still fluent and charged in Serak - in training and in fighting. another true fact!
Come to papa and I will let you feel the real Serak in practice. I walk my talks, and you only talk your shit all over a garbage dump. You are worse than drunk old ladies.
So up yours and your invalid Serak practice in need of seasoning and flavor.  Go low and let your ass hit the pavement of the floor.
Oom Willem de Thouars, the phantom of Serak.